August11
I think it would be fair to say that my skin has always had a strong rebellious streak.
From the adolescent acne that never went away, to oiliness, redness and sensitivity, my skin just seems to exist in a permanent state of anti-social angst.
But this winter, it's escalated to new levels of discomfort.
Extreme sensitivity, dryness, flakies, congestion, painful breakouts like I've never experienced before.
I blame this.

It's my end of the couch, in my corner of the lounge room (there's another 2-seater which practically sits unused, until Mr K kicks me off this one so he can stretch his legs out. But I always tell him he can't have my chocolate mink blanket as well, and take it with me…), directly under the Daikin split cycle air conditioner.
Or, as I prefer to call it, the Daikin Sahara Gobi Dehumidifier.
This thing will suck all the moisture out of the room in five minutes flat, leaving the air so dry you lose the ability to blink.
And my poor skin as desiccated as a dead leaf, that no amount of moisturiser can repair. And only clogged it up further.
I knew it was time to get my skin back to basics.
I knew just what to do.
The trusty old Aspirin Mask to the rescue.
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Dear, dear salicylic acid. To me, you are the Patron Saint of Skincare. Your benevolent, restorative powers strip away the sins of the flesh, and pave the way for other skincare saviours.
I am eternally grateful to the Vogue Forums, where I first learned about the aspirin mask. As you can see, it changed my life.
Okay, so I know now that aspirin is actually acetylsalicylic acid, a derivative of salicylic acid, but whatever it's exact scientific definition, it's a weak acid that gently, but effectively, breaks down the dead skin cells and other detritus on your skin from pollution and all the crud we put on it that obscures our true, radiant, youthful beauty.
Or so I tell myself it's doing when I look as glamorous as this.

Yep, that's me in a pink nightie and faded black headband.
And here you were thinking you never get any fashion on Kiki Chaos.
So, here's how you do the simplest yet most effective purifying face mask you've ever tried.
1) Buy some aspirin. Or get it out of your medicine cabinet.

I like to use Disprin. A lot of people just use Home Brand aspirin, but I've tried it and find it leaves an icky residue on my face, which kind of defeats the whole purpose of the mask.
And for about a $2 price difference, it's still the cheapest mask I know.
2) Grind up 4 tablets into a smooth powder. I have a mini mortar and pestle I think I found at one of those discount stores, but you can use a saucer and the back of a teaspoon to crush them.

3) Add water a few drops at a time and mix until you have a fairly runny mixture, but not so runny that it will drip off your face. If you have very dry skin, I've heard you can use honey instead of water, but I've never done this. But raw honey (like Manuka) has its own beneficial beauty properties, such as being antimicrobial, anti-inflammatory and tissue healing.
4) Use a brush or your fingers to apply it all over your face.

I don't like the feel of the scratchy natural bristles on all the mask brushes I've seen, so I got this soft synthetic paintbrush from Riot, and asked my chippie BIL to saw half the handle off and sand the end. I then touched up the black paint with a cheap Rimmel black polish.
Make sure you wet the bristles before applying the aspirin mix, otherwise they'll soak up all the moisture and clog the bristles, making it hard to spread. It should be a pretty thin layer.
5) Have a lie down, read a book, darn some socks for 10 minutes to let the mask work its magic and dry hard. Avoid the usual suspects who like to try to make you laugh and crack your face.
6) Rinse off with tepid water, and gently massage the powdered granules into your skin as you rinse, for extra exfoliation.
7) If like me, you poor thing, you have issues with clogged pores or blackheads, apply a pore strip to your nose and anywhere else you use them.

The aspirin mask is excellent at softening and loosening up any gunk in your pores, making the pore strips much, much more effective than applying them after regular cleansing.
8 ) Peel off and indulge your secret obsession with examining the pore strip and marveling at how well it worked. Don't lie. I know I'm not the only one.
9) Remove any pore strip residue with toner or water, and look at how your skin just glows. I bet it feels super smooth and awesome.
10) Take advantage of having brand new skin to apply your most beneficial serum or expensive moisturiser, as it will sink in perfectly.
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I've also switched my cleanser and moisturiser to give my skin some of the really, really good hydrating it desperately needs.
I'm cleansing with the Oil Cleansing Method (another post for another day), and also only moisturising with pure Sweet Almond Oil, which I'm massaging in really well.
So far, so much better.
I'm also going to look into getting a humidifier to try to combat the parched atmosphere in the room where we spend most of our time.
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Have you tried the aspirin mask? Do you find it works miracles for your skin too?
Oh, one thing that anyone with an aspirin allergy must know. You cannot apply it topically either, so sorry, this mask is not for you.
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Interesting aspirin trivia I found while googling salicylic acid
Aspirin was first sold as a powder. The first Aspirin tablets were made in 1915. Interestingly, Aspirin ® and Heroin ® were once trademarks belonging to Bayer. After Germany lost World War I, Bayer was forced to give up both trademarks as part of the Treaty of Versailles in 1919.
Fascinating, huh? Heroin is a brand name… who would have thought?
xx Kiki
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