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The Best (and Possibly Worst) Top Coat of All Time

May2

I am currently deeply entangled in a love affair with Seche Vite top coat.

But like all illicit affairs, it comes with no small amount of guilt.

Because Seche Vite is the best thing that has happened to my nails, as well as the worst thing that's happened to my nails.

Let me tell you about the best things first, though.

Extremely Quick Drying

SV dries in around 5 minutes. Not just touch-dry. And not just the top layer.

SV dries through all the layers of nailpolish, and your base coat, sealing it all rock hard.

You can go straight to bed and not get any sheet marks. I wouldn't advise opening ring pull cans or anything, but you're totally able to get on with your day after 5-10 minutes, without smudging your manicure.

No more fanning, iced water or drying drops. I used to swear by drying drops, but I haven't touched mine since using SV.

A Slick Finish

You know when you see some nailpolish pictures and there seems to be a slickness and shine to the nails that almost looks like highly lacquered wood?

There's an evenness and a thick gloss that you haven't been able to replicate with your own topcoat.

I think it's most likely Seche Vite.

SV is the thickest topcoat I've ever used, and you would swear it was going to slide straight off your nails in a gloopy mess. But it levels itself out and settles over the colour like a magical bead of dew.

For glitters, it's a godsend. Nothing smooths over the roughness and makes glitters shine like SV. I've applied up to 3 layers of other topcoats over glitters, but not anymore.

It kind of has to be experienced to know exactly what I mean. But trust me, I haven't seen anything like it before.

SV gives everyone the 'professional' finish we always thought was a secret only the top nail bloggers knew.

High Shine

Most topcoats start to go dull after a day or so, and you need to reapply to get that fresh, shiny, "wet" look.

SV stays gorgeously shiny until you take it off.

Hard Wearing

When applied properly, SV will give you the longest lasting manicure you've ever had.

If applied incorrectly, it'll chip within a few hours. There are some tricks you need to know to get SV to work properly, and I'll share those later.

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So, what about the bad things about Seche Vite?

The guilt that niggles away at the back of my mind, and I keep pushing away?

This.

That's the warning that comes on the side of the SV packaging.

Now, I know I'm always advocating eco friendly-this and nasty chemical-free that. I'm all about the environment and healthy living.

Except for my one big hypocrisy – nailpolish.

Not all of my nailpolishes are Big 3 Free.

But none of them have told me to my face that if I use them I might give birth to children with three heads.

So what do I do?

I justify it.

  • I have no immediate plans to have children.
  • If I did, I would stop using it.
  • I don't use it that much anyway, since the regularity of my manicures is pretty hit and miss.

I know women who won't use it while breastfeeding, and I think that's a good idea. Just like a lot of people stop dyeing their hair when they're pregnant, and breastfeeding too. It makes sense.

However, maybe it's not just while actively childbearing that SV is a problem, and that's where I really stick my head in the sand.

Nailpolish is a weakness for me. One use of Seche Vite and I was a lost cause.

There may be an alternative, though, which I'll also discuss later.

Shrinkage

Seche Vite is notoriously tricky to use, at least at first.

The major problem is that the topcoat shrinks and pulls away from edges as it dries. That means it will pull away from the tip of the nail, and the edge of the colour near the cuticle.

It will look something like this – like major tip wear, but after only a few hours.*

The nailpolish line nearest the cuticles will also appear cracked, as SV pulls away as it dries.

There are ways around this, however, so read on.

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Other than those two, I haven't found any other drawbacks.

I have heard that SV goes gluggy really quickly, and some people only get 1/3rd through a bottle before it's too thick to use, but I haven't found that yet.

I purchased Seche Restore – their thinner – in case this happens.

Apparently normal thinners won't work with SV because they're all usually Big 3 Free, which, of course, SV isn't. So you have to use Restore.

Tips and Hints for Using Seche Vite

Okay, so you want to experience the miracle top coat that is Seche Vite yourself?

You could – like I did – buy into all the hype and eagerly slap it on the minute it arrives in your mailbox (MUCH cheaper online).

And then recoil in horror at the major shrinkage that appears within an hour or so.

Or you could follow these few easy steps and experience the glory of Seche Vite in all its glossy wonder.

1.

You MUST leave a gap between your cuticle and the edge of your nailpolish, to allow SV to extend past your nail line at the cuticle.

You may have noticed that I never paint my nails right up to the cuticle. Apart from the fact that I cannot bear the look of flooded cuticles, this allows me enough room to paint SV past the edge of my polish line at the cuticle.

You should also make sure that SV completely covers every millimetre of nailpolish – at the cuticle, the tip and down the sides. It must be completely smothered.

By doing this, when SV shrinks, it will not pull the nailpolish underneath with it, and cause ugly cracks.

2.

You MUST wrap your tips.

If you don't know what I mean by wrapping your tips, it's where you paint the topcoat along the free edge of your fingernail. Like so.

(Please excuse my blurry pictures… these are so hard to photograph without free hands).

SV will most likely get under your fingernail and onto the skin under your nail, but it's easy enough to peel off once it's dry.

Think of it like the Clag glue you used to deliberately put on your hands in primary school Arts and Crafts, so you could peel it off later! (or was that just me…?)

3.

Apparently SV will shrink less if you apply it over wet polish. However, since I spend a good 5-10 minutes cleaning up my nails before applying a topcoat, my nails were no longer wet enough for this to work.

I read that you can use up an old top coat to "re-wet" your nails before applying SV, but this was just an extra layer and an extra step that I found annoying.

I find that when I paint past my cuticle line and wrap my tips, SV doesn't shrink on me, and I get the perfect finish.

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So, that is Seche Vite.

It may not be for you. Or you may be champing at the bit to get your hands on some.

What about the alternative to SV that I mentioned earlier?

It's a Big 3 Free topcoat, called Poshe, that doesn't come with dire health warnings.

It also doesn't quite match the SV finish, but it's worth a look if SV's warning is a deal breaker.

I will have to review it another time, though. So stay tuned!

xx Kiki

* This shrinkage actually happened with Poshe, which also suffers from shrinkage issues. I'm just using this pic for illustrative purposes because I couldn't get SV to shrink on me when I wanted to take a picture!

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Weekend Wanderings

April30

The weekend started on Friday night, when I made a chocolate mousse cake to take to dinner on Saturday.

This is what the cake was supposed to look like.

This is what mine looked like.

I'm no Nigella, but I'm definitely not an inexperienced baker. I've made many cakes that look exactly like the first.

The Better Homes and Gardens recipe I used was so poorly written and full of errors and omissions, I have my doubts that it was even properly tested.

I was absolutely furious with BHG for the 4.5 hours I spent making this cake, and the extra ingredients used to make the chocolate sponge part twice because their baking directions were disastrous.

And because I had to take a Jabba the Hut cake as my offering to a dinner party!

I will be writing to them to let them know. Such a waste of time and money.

Happily, it tasted great – so rich! – and I guess that's what matters most, right?

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On Saturday morning I went along to 1000 Pound Bend in the city for our regular monthly book club.

We were discussing Without A Net, which none of us liked and agreed was incorrectly titled.

This woman had family she could turn to, but chose to live in her car with her children instead. It was very hard to be non-judgmental of her never ending silly and reckless choices, which all led to her avoidable homelessness.

I feel a bit annoyed that she got a book deal out of her self-inflicted experience, when true homelessness is such an important and devastating problem in America, and real homeless people don't get the exposure – or the voice – that this silly woman has.

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After book club, I went to Mag Nation to buy a moleskin sketchbook for meditative doodling.

I want it for all those times you need to wait – for an appointment, in a long queue – when I'd usually pull out my iPhone.

I'm finding that I don't want to automatically 'plug in' whenever I need to wait.

I haven't read Norman Doidge's The Brain That Changes Itself (although I have a copy), but I've read enough about neuroplasticity to want to unplug from technology when I really don't need it.

This isn't actually a moleskin, it's a fauxskin (that's actually the brand name), because they only had black moleskins and I want something that won't get lost in the darkest depths of my handbag.

I'm finding it really is a relaxing way to pass the time.

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Stopped into Typo a few doors down to get a Mother's Day card.

Typo makes me feel old and a bit sad that I probably outgrew their market demographic after I left university.

I’m not really drawn to cute woodland motifs or ironic mustaches the way I once would have been, a decade or more ago.

And even though the place is full of examples of hipster irony, I don't think the irony of this clock was intentional.

Would anyone under the age of late 20s/30-ish even know what that pattern was used for?

I can still hear the pitch of the noise that accompanied this image on our tv screens.

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I think Cadbury is sneakily trying to sell easter eggs all year round with their new Mini Drops.

They're like mini solid chocolate eggs with a crispy candy shell.

Like Smarties.

That taste exactly like Smarties.

So you may as well just buy Smarties.

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Wore the most stunning nailpolish.

Everyone should run out to their nearest Kit store and buy Big Bang.

Man, these pictures do not do this polish justice. It's the richest, brightest magenta-purple, and so mesmerising you won't be able to stop staring at your hands.

It dries matte, so you do need a glossy topcoat, but that should just be a matter of course. I'm always amazed when I read people complaining about a polish that dries matte.

Going without a topcoat is like going without pants – you're not finished dressing yet!

My next post is going to be about the best topcoat of all time – Seche Vite. It's a bit controversial, and loathed by some for being a bit tricky to use, but I'm thoroughly in love and will share some handy hints for using it tomorrow.

Night!

xx Kiki

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Bits and Pieces

April22

Just a few photographic bits and pieces from the last few days and the weekend…

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If you have super-fine, poker-straight and absolutely zero-body hair like mine, what I'm about to share will change your hair life forever.

I've discovered the miracle that is dry shampoo.

Well, not its existence, but a new use I stumbled upon by accident.

I'd allowed my roots to grow out to a shameful length (like a poor girl's balayage!) and heard that some dry shampoos will temporarily disguise regrowth for blondes.

Little did I know that spraying it on the roots of clean hair also gives it the lift and volume I previously only dreamed about!

I've been using the $20-something-a-can Label M by Toni & Guy.

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Ulta3 Autumn/Winter 2012 Collection

April11

It's that time of year again, and I think this is Ulta3's most on-trend collection to date.

I think they were a little late to the party with the gelato collection*, but these new colours hit the tubs around the same time as fashion retailers switched their singlets for knitwear.

These colours look like they'll be very complementary to a 2012 winter wardrobe.

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Sadly, though, I'm not crazy about this collection because I don't like full shimmer/crystalline nailpolishes on me, and the Ulta3 Autumn/Winter 2012 Collection is a great big shimmer-fest.

A shimmer in a creme base is my favourite nailpolish formula, so I was pleased to discover that Burnt Orange looks like the only creme, but actually has a very subtle shimmer through it.

Unfortunately, it's so subtle it's undetectable when applied, but the colour is gorgeous.

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A week in photos

April3

The universe punished me for being a smart ass last week.

I was so scandalised to read about people making tarte tatin with store bought pastry, I ran into my kitchen determined to make my own pastry in what I believed would be under 10 minutes.

It took 7 minutes.

I smugly took my beautifully golden and rustic looking tart out of the oven, and inverted it onto a plate.

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Three Times the Green

January10

I've been doing quite a few manicure posts lately. Sorry to those readers who are bored by them.

But I wanted to try my new green polishes from Jaztee, and put them on straight away.

Jaz, this mani is thanks to you :)

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New Year’s Eve manicure

January2

I don't usually go out on New Year's Eve.

For a few years I would have always have a bbq for friends and family, but the last few New Years have been quiet nights in for Mr K and me.

But last night, my brother was doing audio for a party and invited us, so we decided to check it out.

I needed a party manicure and so picked out the brightest bottles in my collection.

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Colour block tips manicure

December29

I've wanted to try the colour block tips nail trend for a while now. But I was put off when I attempted a reverse French manicure with reinforcement labels, and was left with a sticky mess of adhesive all over my nails.

So instead of using French mani stickers to paint just the tips, I decided to freehand.

Big mistake.

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OPI Pamplona Purple

December2

I own a measly three OPI nailpolishes. In the nailpolish-lovers community, this makes me feel a bit like the poor cousin.

Or barely a member at all.

But there's a few reasons why I haven't jumped on the OPI bandwagon.

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Ulta3 Spring/Summer 2011 “Summer Siren” Collection

September21

The days started getting longer and the weather started getting warmer and I found myself wondering when ulta3 would release their Spring/Summer collection.

I mean, it's not like I actually wear any of the… I don't know, 50 or something ulta3 nailpolishes I already own. I just have a fondness for the brand because it's ridiculously cheap and wears better than any of the 'name' brands I own. And they're Aussie and kind of random in the way they do their collections. So I look forward to their bi-annual releases of new colours with curiosity.

Then a week or so ago, the "Summer Siren" collection popped up on Facebook (I can't remember liking them, but I'm glad I did since it seems to be the only marketing they do).

It all looked very…. bright.

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