“I’m coming to gobble you up!” roared the Troll
I've been blogging on Kiki Chaos since February this year and in those 7 months I've been privileged to receive visits from three trolls; people who've felt incensed enough by this highly controversial blog of mine to make nasty comments on various posts.
I consider myself lucky. Some girls who blog solely about nail polish get death threats.
Today, an absolute charmer of a lass called Bec Presley was so inflamed with outrage by my audacity to write about the kind of toothpaste we use in our house, that she posted this comment.
"get a freakin job! who are you that anyone should care about this mindless twaddle? I’m trying to research real information but self-important jerks like you fill the internet with your crap – who cares what toothpaste you use? You’re nobody!"
Bec, you're absolutely, totally right. I really should put down the gun I was holding to your head, forcing you to read this blog and preventing you from researching the cure for cancer you're obviously on the cusp of discovering.
The thing is, you're absolutely spot on about me being a nobody! And most of my posts being mindless twaddle! Oh yes, I know it's nothing but pure and utter unadulterated drivel.
Unapologetic, shameless and gleeful mind-mush!!
I revel in my nobody-ness. I twirl and spin in my ability to free my mind from the daily grind and pressures of life, and fritter away some time playing with my two best friends – words and pictures.
So, here's a couple of pictures especially for my little pet troll.
This is the brand of shampoo I use.
And Mr K and I like Pura milk the best.
I think Bec's head may have exploded.
Well, a girl can dream.
xx Kiki
PS. I know, I know… don't feed the trolls 
lol, don’t worry about the trolls. I like how she says ‘you’re nobody’ as if there are some people she considers important enough that she’d want to know what toothpaste they use I’ve got to ask though – what did the other 2 say?
Great choice of shampoo. I use the same one.
You go girl, it’s your blog and you can ramble on about anything you bloody well like! Quite frankly I enjoy your, I quote ‘mindless twaddle’ along with numerous others out there.
Don’t like it, why bother reading it? Let alone feeling the need to voice your outrage about it. Silly girl.
Keep up the good work Kiki
xo
It’s weird she’s so angry about you wasting her time and yet she’s so willing to waste her own time writing you abusive messages. I personally love your blog (though not your taste in milk… A2 rules!) Please continue to fill the web with your mindless twaddle. It often cheers up my day
xx
Thank goodness you didn’t take her dribble seriously, and let it hurt your feelings! What a complete troll! Like the other commenters so far I heart your blog! I’ve recently (3 weeks ago) moved to Victoria so I find the occasional Melbourne-specific posts quite relevant. Also, I’ve been feeling really homesick, and your blog is fantastic at taking my mind off things! Keep doing what you’re doing, I think your blog is great!
I totally agree with the comments that everyone so far has added. We don’t read your blog to gain important information. We just like what you have to say. And what kind of serious research was this idiot doing on the internet anyway? If it was so important, she should be reading periodicals or journals or textbooks. Everyone knows Wikipedia is not an acceptable source of reference, and most sites on the internet are not to be trusted. I’m so annoyed at this idiot. I like the troll picture. It seems to fit very well.
You have impeccable taste in milk. =p
(Hey, everyone comments on the shampoo and nails; the milk needs some lovin’.)
May I please address Ms Bec Presley?
Kindly f**k off. Thank you.
Ha ha. Bec is a charmer indeed. Well, I happen to enjoy your “mindless twaddle” and will contribute to the head explosion by saying:
1. I too, am a fan of Alchemy but also Aveda and L’Occitane.
2. Can’t go full-fat milk. I’ve been conditioned to drink skinny milk (Rev) only.
Keep up the good work!
I’m a reader of your blog and i like it! I like reading about the everyday lives of “nobody”. I find it interesting enough and here’s one thing i learnt from your blog (or rather some of your posts) … i learnt to be more mindful of things i am grateful for.
I really enjoy your blog and I don’t understand people who feel the need to be so nasty. By the way, i’m reading your lovely blog at the same time as i’m watching “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and having a good giggle. On a side note, the brother Rob is sooooo hot!
Troll is a kinder descriptor than I would have come up with. Seriously disturbed and self important cyber bully seems more to the point. You’re approach is full of grace, maybe something your critic hasn’t had much experience with in life so far. Love your work!
Thank you for all your lovely responses
I hope you don’t mind me doing a ‘reply all’… even though I tried not to let it bother me, I did feel a bit deflated after this post. So thank you for sharing with me that it’s ok to take time out for some lighthearted relief in blogs like this.
I really appreciate it! xx Kiki